Let's Get Pissed

The real question on Teddy's mind was why he wasn't blackout drunk yet. Why was he sober and feeling all the stupid emotions that he hated and wished would go away. But he was sober, kind of. His and Roz's definition of sober which was what, two shots down? Who knows.
Theodore sat on a lonely bar stool in the front of the bar, waiting for his friends to come and make him not lonely and miserable. He wasn't miserable, he was just mad. Sorry he had feelings, sorry he thought that he and Roz could be more than just having sex. But in the end he was made out to be the bad guy in Roz's mind, and then because Chow and Roz were closer than he was with Chow, he would think of Teddy as the bad guy too. But he was the one who should rightly be mad. He just wanted to fall into a pit of drunkness, y'know. What if he took a girl back to his apartment, is that cheating? Would he even want to do that? He couldn't do that he just said he loved Roz, and he does love Roz. He downed another shot, only coughing a little bit.

My favorite lovers hello, hello Teddy greeted the two as the walked in. Maybe he wasn't as sober as he thought he was right at this point, it's all a blur blame the three shots. I am drinking all the tequila in this bloody bar and I suggest you join me or there wont be anymore here for the next few days, This was an exaggeration. Theodore could definitely handle more alcohol in his system, but definitely not tequila. He learned from his brother's parties in high school-when he was about eight, I might add--he learned that drinking a lot caused you to throw up and he was scared for life when Max's then girlfriend Hannah Mulligan vomited all over Teddy's toys. He has not picked up a toy since. Now, that is a great example of classical conditioning, but we're not here for a psych lesson, no! We're here to watch Teddy fumble and slur his words, making a fool of himself and fortunately not remembering it at all the next day.
There are a lot of things up, my fellow foreigner He told her, taking another shot, For instance my lit major is up and I want to doctor now. He said that as if it was a casual thing. Like dropping your major in one day and then studying to get into the med school at New Rome was something that all demigods have to go through in their lives. He sighed, rubbing his hand up and down his scraggly beard thing, trying to predict if the couple was into body shots.

I don't know, I don't have decide until I get to the hospital part. He told Isaac, slumping over the bar counter, I was toooooo comfortable with literature. It's not okay to be comfortable. This of course was referencing more things that were comfortable in his life, romantically comfortable. Eventually that would pop out in this conversation, but whatever was left of Teddy's brain cells were holding on to one of the most embarrassing moments in his life.

Life without risks is Roz's life. Teddy grumbled, taking another shot. He was a little bitter about it, but not a little its more of very bitter and sad. He sat up a little, resting his head on his hands. Honestly Teddy just wanted to go over to Roz's apartment and yell at her and then make-out because he assumed that's what would happen.

Teddy groaned, look how in sync Freja and Isaac were; asking the same questions and such. It made him sick and sad at the same time. But he knew the topic would have to come up eventually, and since he's drunk as hell more details than he would have wanted to come out would surely be revealed. So we were literally this close to having sex, He began explaining. He put his thumb and index finger together to explain how 'literally close they were to having sex.' He didn't think he had to explain what that was, though he doesn't know what Freja and Isaac get up to behind closed doors; he's not judging anyways.
And I-I said that I loved her.,

Roz reacted like I just told her I murdered someone! The drunk butt threw his arms in the air and ungracefully slumped over the bar counter. I mean at first I left because I wanted to give her some space but now I'm just mad, y'know? Teddy wasn't in a good place right now, yeah he was drunk but he was also this horrible combination of angry and sad that didn't look pretty on anyone. They've only been seeing each other for a few months but a lot of things can happen in a few months, like Teddy admitting emotions. And during intimate moments, that's just embarrassing.